Thursday, September 3, 2009

Another world vision stuff up.



Ok, i love what world vision say their doing. I really do. *note that i said say, not DO* But, damn, when they put creatures in poverty themselves, i DO NOT AGREE!!!!
Do you know what im talking about??
IM TALKING ABOUT COWS.
Yes, COWS.
C. O. W. S.
Poor, defensless creatures who get thrown into the world of poverty, with no food, having to give up their milk to strangers who dont feed them, and its not like they can say, "STOP! I DONT WANT TO GO TO.... MALAWI!!!!!!!!!"
Its damn stupid of world vision to fundraise to send a cow to the starving people of Africa.
LOOK YOU IDIOTS, IT TAKES FOOD TO FEED A COW, AND YOU GOT A COW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FOOD!!!!!
WHEN YOU CANT FEED THE COW AND THEN THE COW CANT MAKE MILK CAUSE ITS SO SKINNY WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO???
Ohhhh, thats right, fundriase for ANOTHER cow, so the people and the cow there living in poverty can have some food.
Until they cant feed THAT cow, and so the cycle continues,
with billions of hungry, malnurished, freaking ANGRY cows, living with some god awful humans who dont feed them anything, and before you say "Hold on here crazy ranter, the cows can eat the grass!"
THESE PEOPLE RIP OUT SO MANY FREAKING TREES THAT THEIR SOIL IS DESTORYED.
SO NO, NO GRASS FOR THE HUNGRY, ANGRY COWS.
Ok, see how the cows are so angry here in my rant? Well that is how Indonesia comes in.
Its overpopulated, a country full of poverty, and im sure theres loads of cows there.
So, i figure that these cows are going to be so hungry, and SO DAMN ANGRY, that they'll kill and eat the only living edible things left in the place that some stupid hellicopter yielding, stealing poor peoples money organization put them in.
And you know, they're just in time for global warming really.
Because who wants to move billions of people to an undetermined bit of the world, when we can just get world vision to up the fundraising, and send some more hungry pissed cows over there to sort it for us?
And, yes, that picture up the top realy IS a cow flying from a hellicopter.
can you say, "ow?"

3 comments:

  1. this was soo sooo funny!
    lol
    i was crying with laughter. (expression)
    and Laura PB was too

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  2. AHAHAHHAA.
    i have been meaning to comment on this for a while.
    this made me laugh :)

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